Gå videre til indhold
)

Ugliest Dump in The World

Bedømt 4,86 ud af 5 ud fra 178 omtaler.San Francisco, Californien, USA
Hel lejlighed
med Merkley som vært
4 gæsterStudio-lejlighed2 senge1 badeværelse
Hel lejlighed med Merkley som vært
4 gæsterStudio-lejlighed2 senge1 badeværelse
Hel bolig
Du får lejlighed for dig selv.
You'll hate it here. San Francisco is terrible. Nobody likes this city. The food is blech, the weather is awful, there are packs of wild dogs and flocks of screeching parrots coming at you from all directions.

Every street is an uphill climb both ways.

I'm being totally serious, the hills actually switch depending on which direction you go and every 45 minutes there's an earthquake that opens up the earth beneath your feet swallowing up all your friends.

Ok I made that last part up.

Boligen
This house is OLD. It was built in 1885 by some weirdo named William Crocker who thought victorians were pretty neat. Boy was he some sort of narcissist, he ran for mayor in 1909 and came in 3rd.

What a loser.

Nobody ever bothered ripping out all the fancy details that come with victorians so you'll be surrounded by all that bullshit, plus the guy that has owned the place for the last 20 years is some bearded guy named Merkley. He is writing about himself in the third person. He thinks people like interesting things and details so he made the apartment reflect that sort of nonsense.

Have fun rolling your eyes.

He might invite you to drink downstairs. He's "friendly" and "entertaining". Gross. He sometimes entertains pseudo "celebrities" and "artists". Luckily you don't have to have drinks with him. It's still a free country, thank goodness.

He is an idiot.

Fun times.

Gæsteadgang
It has all the stuff that studio apartments have except it has all this annoying extra space that most studio apartments don't have, it's big enough to be a one bedroom but Merkley is dumb and didn't set it up like that.

Beyond that you can access your imagination to imagine things that aren't even there so that's sorta cool.

Andre ting, der er værd at bemærke
If you need the quietest apartment in the entire world, good news, those exist somewhere else. Good luck!

This apartment has city noises, you know, on account of being in a big city on a street where cars go. A pretty busy street even, busier than many, not as busy as some.

Ever seen cars?

Some of them are cool. When this house was built there weren't any cars, just horses, If you look out the front window you'll see modern cars driving by and you can imagine them sliding around in mud and horse poop, crashing into old timey buggies and children.

History.

No extra charge.

Licensnummer
City registration pending
You'll hate it here. San Francisco is terrible. Nobody likes this city. The food is blech, the weather is awful, there a…
You'll hate it here. San Francisco is terrible. Nobody likes this city. The food is blech, the weather is awful, there are packs of wild dogs and flocks of screeching parrots coming at you from all directions.

Every street is an uphill climb both ways.

I'm being totally serious, the hills actually switch depending on which direction you go and every 45 minutes there's an earthquake that opens up the earth beneath your feet swallowing up all your friends.

Ok I made that last part up.

Boligen
This house is OLD. It was built in 1885 by some weirdo named William Crocker who thought victorians were pretty neat. Boy was he some sort of narcissist, he ran for mayor in 1909 and came in 3rd.

What a loser.

Nobody ever bothered ripping out all the fancy details that come with victorians so you'll be surrounded by all that bullshit, plus the guy that has owned the place for the last 20 years is some bearded guy named Merkley. He is writing about himself in the third person. He thinks people like interesting things and details so he made the apartment reflect that sort of nonsense.

Have fun rolling your eyes.

He might invite you to drink downstairs. He's "friendly" and "entertaining". Gross. He sometimes entertains pseudo "celebrities" and "artists". Luckily you don't have to have drinks with him. It's still a free country, thank goodness.

He is an idiot.

Fun times.

Gæsteadgang
It has all the stuff that studio apartments have except it has all this annoying extra space that most studio apartments don't have, it's big enough to be a one bedroom but Merkley is dumb and didn't set it up like that.

Beyond that you can access your imagination to imagine things that aren't even there so that's sorta cool.

Andre ting, der er værd at bemærke
If you need the quietest apartment in the entire world, good news, those exist somewhere else. Good luck!

This apartment has city noises, you know, on account of being in a big city on a street where cars go. A pretty busy street even, busier than many, not as busy as some.

Ever seen cars?

Some of them are cool. When this house was built there weren't any cars, just horses, If you look out the front window you'll see modern cars driving by and you can imagine them sliding around in mud and horse poop, crashing into old timey buggies and children.

History.

No extra charge.

Licensnummer
City registration pending
You'll hate it here. San Francisco is terrible. Nobody likes this city. The food is blech, the weather is awful, there are packs of wild dogs and flocks of screeching parrots coming at you from all directions.…

Sovepladser

Fællesrum
1 dobbeltseng, 1 sovesofa

Faciliteter

Køkken
Trådløst internet
Pejs
Arbejdsplads med plads til bærbar computer
TV
Strygejern
Bøjler
Hårtørrer
Basisting
Ikke tilgængelig: Kuliltealarm

4,86 ud af 5 stjerner fra 178 omtaler
4,86 (178 omtaler)

Renhed
Nøjagtighed
Kommunikation
Placering
Indtjekning
Værdi

Vælg datoer

Denne vært tilbyder en ugentlig rabat på 10%.

Placering

Den nøjagtige beliggenhed oplyses efter booking.

San Francisco, Californien, USA

Ok how lame is this, if you hover directly above San Francisco on a map and you click the little + button to zoom in, you basically land on this house.

Dead effing center of SF.

So obnoxious that it's so convenient.

You know what I'm talking about.

Vært: Merkley

Tilmeldte sig i marts 2014
  • 178 omtaler
  • Bekræftet
  • 178 omtaler
  • Bekræftet
I'm pretty fantastic. In a good way.
Under dit ophold
Like I said earlier, if you wanna talk to Merkley and have a drink with him, he's a half decent talker. If you don't want him to talk and you just want to talk AT him, he's not a very good listener but he is a pretty good goer awayer.

Plus, you have your own space, he'll be downstairs, you don't even have to see him if you don't want.

If you know morse code you could tap out insults on the floor above his head. He doesn't know morse code. He is D dash U dash M dot.
Like I said earlier, if you wanna talk to Merkley and have a drink with him, he's a half decent talker. If you don't want him to talk and you just want to talk AT him, he's not a v…
  • Politiknummer: City registration pending
  • Svarrate: 100%
  • Svartid: inden for en time
For at beskytte din betaling skal du aldrig overføre penge eller kommunikere uden for Airbnb's hjemmeside eller app.

Ting du skal vide

Ordensregler
Indtjekning: Efter 15.00
Udtjekning: 12.00
Rygning forbudt
Ingen fester eller begivenheder
Husdyr er tilladt